Here is your 2020 Knocktober prompt list. Stop bugging us for it.
Posts by Craig Gunderson:
Now with audio!
While it was announced today that your children’s favorite mystery substance for Easter morning sugar rushes, Peeps, will stop production, we here at HCK have the story the manufacturers don’t want you to know.
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!