Slow Crap – The Genius of Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani knows that we are all singing “Crap” instead of “Clap” in her new song, “Slow Clap” and that’s exactly her intention.
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HCK Exclusive: Coronavirus Pandemic and Peeps
While it was announced today that your children’s favorite mystery substance for Easter morning sugar rushes, Peeps, will stop production, we here at HCK have the story the manufacturers don’t want you to know.
Lost Hard Cheap Knock – Sammy Samosa
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
It’s no mystery who brought in the donuts! We’ve all seen your IG feed, Tiffany!
Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
Fun & Games: The HCK Matching Game
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match
Quigley & McClane in “Get Golden”
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
Halloween PSA: Novelty Animal Skeletons
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
