David Prowse IS Darth Vader! Emmanuel Lewis IS Webstor!
Oh man baby yoda fever is everywhere. Have you seen it? I have and I love him to hell! But to be honest I could less about the show – just give me some if that sweeet sweeet baby yoda. Omg could you imagine if they ever showed his butt? I’d vomit with glee I […]
Wookie pattern baldness is real.
Oh shit! The last Star Wars movie to be ever made trailer has dropped at the Star Wars Celebration in our lovely city of Chicago! And the speculation has begun on what the title means. Well I’ve thought long and hard for the last 10 hours which reminds me I needed to be somewhere 6 […]
PANEL 2, Horizontal, Establishing shot of two stormtroopers standing at attention in a desert scene. Could have background elements including tents/barracks, dewbacks, sand volleyball, etc.
Let me ‘splain the vague title of this post. It wasn’t till the tender age of 47 that I could come out and say how fascinated I was by the butts sculpted on the original Kenner Star Wars figure line. Yes I’m talking about the ones from 1977-1985. Some were amazing, some you had to […]
We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s). Holy craps what a ride. Well, we are on day zero and probably have seen or are seeing The Last Jedi as we speak. So for now here is some bonus […]
One of the great mysteries of The Force Awakens is how exactly Rey knows how to do the spectacular feats she can perform?
How is she such a great pilot? Wield a lightsaber? What? Where did her telekinetic powers suddenly come from? Perfectly manicured underarms? On a remote desert outpost? UNFATHOMABLE!
Wow its great to see Walrus Man get through that unfortunate arm incident injury. Kudos to him! As our 50 day countdown winds down, don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown contest. We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want […]