Gwen Stefani knows that we are all singing “Crap” instead of “Clap” in her new song, “Slow Clap” and that’s exactly her intention.
With a heavy heart we announce the passing of TV’s sassy housekeeper and more Charlotte Rae. We cobbled this memoriam together to share her exuberant personality. RIP Mrs G. Thank you for sharing the facts of life. They really are all about us.
If you did say something, and his response was, “What’s the matter, am I blocking your bicycle?”, would that seem more than a bit insulting?
Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me Jessie if there is another Jessie around. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my sixth Neal’s Corner. They say Wednesdays are hump days but you should see my velvet couch on a Thursday. Anyway enough chiiiiit chaaaat. So NEal McDoogin has been tricked […]
Just one more thing that you’re able to do while you’re being driven in a car you don’t own and can’t steer. You might not even need to clean up after yourself.
One of the great mysteries of The Force Awakens is how exactly Rey knows how to do the spectacular feats she can perform?
How is she such a great pilot? Wield a lightsaber? What? Where did her telekinetic powers suddenly come from? Perfectly manicured underarms? On a remote desert outpost? UNFATHOMABLE!
Wow its great to see Walrus Man get through that unfortunate arm incident injury. Kudos to him! As our 50 day countdown winds down, don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown contest. We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want […]
Click this link! It is your father!
If you’re like “oh, the Raiders On the Lost Ark guy who played Gimli in Lords of the Ring is my MAN!” I’m like, in response to you, “Uh, well maybe he toilet paper shops for Brian ‘Boss Nass’ Blessed, then yeah, sure, go for it. ” And we become life long enemies. So be […]
Droids believe what their counterparts tell them. Stop and listen to what you’re saying. You might not believe your ears.
Take time out. Don’t take it out on your droid.