Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
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Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]
Hello moof milkers! It’s officially 50 days to Star Wars Episode 8 – the Last Jedi! We at Hardcheapknock are quite excited and we’ll help count it down everyday with some sort of Starwarsy post because we love it so much. And in addition we are having a contest! A contest you say. Why yes a […]