It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
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We know the galaxy is a filthy place. Black droids have it easy! No one sees all that grime and carbon scoring on their dark-colored chassis. Owners of white droids, we hear your cries and we have the answers to your prayers.
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Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]
Hello moof milkers! It’s officially 50 days to Star Wars Episode 8 – the Last Jedi! We at Hardcheapknock are quite excited and we’ll help count it down everyday with some sort of Starwarsy post because we love it so much. And in addition we are having a contest! A contest you say. Why yes a […]
Clarice-Spray – Because nothing ruins a meal like a runny nose. Use as directed for relief of nasal decongestion, sneezing, physical abductions, cannibal encounters, runny prolapsed anus, or mild acne. A Potency and Potential Product