Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
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Steak. Chicken. Fish. Sausage. You have heard it before. Whatever you call it, they are all preventing you from looking like a million bucks. Don’t you want to look good in your bathing socks next summer? Just between you and the Gnomes, if you want to lose weight how can you rely on all the meat? Well now you can with […]