Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
Ok it has been a while since I have gotten angry about something. Maybe the last time was when I sued Popeyes for not having the sandwich I wanted. Shaved chicken role, cucumber and mustard. How hard is that??? Any ways I come to you today with a beef of immense importance and dignity. Sorry […]
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match
Oh shit! The last Star Wars movie to be ever made trailer has dropped at the Star Wars Celebration in our lovely city of Chicago! And the speculation has begun on what the title means. Well I’ve thought long and hard for the last 10 hours which reminds me I needed to be somewhere 6 […]
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
… he sure as hell made me stop listening to music after this masterpiece. In 1989 an unknown young Billie Joel released a song named We didn’t start the Fire. And it wasn’t until last Tuesday that I realized that this song was perfect. I mean a song to end all songs. This masterful […]
As every year passes we all reflect on what we have done and accomplished. The ups and downs of another 12 months in the books. What we did well. What we could of done better. Our successes and failures. The friends you made. The lovers you have loved. A chance to prepare for the future […]
I finish and I don’t JUST tap…. I have to SHAKE that motherf***ing thing like a mad stew bum scolding the world.
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
With a heavy heart we announce the passing of TV’s sassy housekeeper and more Charlotte Rae. We cobbled this memoriam together to share her exuberant personality. RIP Mrs G. Thank you for sharing the facts of life. They really are all about us.
