While it was announced today that your children’s favorite mystery substance for Easter morning sugar rushes, Peeps, will stop production, we here at HCK have the story the manufacturers don’t want you to know.
esmowa and hello everyone. It is time for a special Neals Corner. With me. Neal McDoogin. Enjoy……… Neals Corner #8 is made possible by you the viewers at home. Thank you. And Also Meat Stick for Baby. The perfect choice for armageddon.
Oh man baby yoda fever is everywhere. Have you seen it? I have and I love him to hell! But to be honest I could less about the show – just give me some if that sweeet sweeet baby yoda. Omg could you imagine if they ever showed his butt? I’d vomit with glee I […]
esmowa. hello everyone. it is time for new Neals Corner. With me. Neal McDoogin. Otherwise it would just be called ‘s corner and no one wants that. ha ha esmowa. that was a joke and a gooood one. I should write that down. Anywho i now play 10 year chaaaaaaallenge like everyone. Except it is […]
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
Ok it has been a while since I have gotten angry about something. Maybe the last time was when I sued Popeyes for not having the sandwich I wanted. Shaved chicken role, cucumber and mustard. How hard is that??? Any ways I come to you today with a beef of immense importance and dignity. Sorry […]
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match
Oh shit! The last Star Wars movie to be ever made trailer has dropped at the Star Wars Celebration in our lovely city of Chicago! And the speculation has begun on what the title means. Well I’ve thought long and hard for the last 10 hours which reminds me I needed to be somewhere 6 […]
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
