Fun & Games: The HCK Matching Game
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match
Fun
Star Wars EP9 Trailer / movie musings
Oh shit! The last Star Wars movie to be ever made trailer has dropped at the Star Wars Celebration in our lovely city of Chicago! And the speculation has begun on what the title means. Well I’ve thought long and hard for the last 10 hours which reminds me I needed to be somewhere 6 […]
Quigley & McClane in “Get Golden”
Grey Burger presents Golden Cheesecake Nuggets. Cheesecake nuggets deep fried to golden perfection, served with your choice of dipping sauce: Probing Pistachio©, Venusian Vessel Vanilla©, or Grey Sauce©.
Billy Joel didn’t start the fire but…
… he sure as hell made me stop listening to music after this masterpiece. In 1989 an unknown young Billie Joel released a song named We didn’t start the Fire. And it wasn’t until last Tuesday that I realized that this song was perfect. I mean a song to end all songs. This masterful […]
My year in review
As every year passes we all reflect on what we have done and accomplished. The ups and downs of another 12 months in the books. What we did well. What we could of done better. Our successes and failures. The friends you made. The lovers you have loved. A chance to prepare for the future […]
Dribble Cock
I finish and I don’t JUST tap…. I have to SHAKE that motherf***ing thing like a mad stew bum scolding the world.
Halloween PSA: Novelty Animal Skeletons
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
In Memoriam – Charlotte Rae 1926-2018
With a heavy heart we announce the passing of TV’s sassy housekeeper and more Charlotte Rae. We cobbled this memoriam together to share her exuberant personality. RIP Mrs G. Thank you for sharing the facts of life. They really are all about us.
The HCK Players in “Poop Justice for Double Parking”
If you did say something, and his response was, “What’s the matter, am I blocking your bicycle?”, would that seem more than a bit insulting?
America, Thanks for Making Kool Klench™ the Number One Anti-Fungal Cream Spread in America!
(Advertisement) America, guess what? You love to vote. With your dollars of course! [put in red and blue dollar signs that come on screen and flash on and off] And in so doing, you have voted Kool Klench™ as the 45th president of Anti-fungal pastes, spreads, compounds, and balms. Can I get an amen? (now you say: […]