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Dress Pants
During this horrible global pandemic, amongst the high level loss of life, there has also been another casualty. Due to most businesses resorting to using Skype or Zoom for meetings, the use of a certain article of clothing has gone by the wayside. This is for you. #dresspants Dress Pants brought to you unironically by […]
HCK Exclusive: Coronavirus Pandemic and Peeps
While it was announced today that your children’s favorite mystery substance for Easter morning sugar rushes, Peeps, will stop production, we here at HCK have the story the manufacturers don’t want you to know.
Neal’s “Corona” Corner #8
esmowa and hello everyone. It is time for a special Neals Corner. With me. Neal McDoogin. Enjoy……… Neals Corner #8 is made possible by you the viewers at home. Thank you. And Also Meat Stick for Baby. The perfect choice for armageddon.
Have you guys seen that baby yoda?
Oh man baby yoda fever is everywhere. Have you seen it? I have and I love him to hell! But to be honest I could less about the show – just give me some if that sweeet sweeet baby yoda. Omg could you imagine if they ever showed his butt? I’d vomit with glee I […]
Neal’s Corner #7 – photo thing
esmowa. hello everyone. it is time for new Neals Corner. With me. Neal McDoogin. Otherwise it would just be called ‘s corner and no one wants that. ha ha esmowa. that was a joke and a gooood one. I should write that down. Anywho i now play 10 year chaaaaaaallenge like everyone. Except it is […]
Lost Hard Cheap Knock – Sammy Samosa
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
It’s no mystery who brought in the donuts! We’ve all seen your IG feed, Tiffany!
Every week, it’s the same old story. Friday rolls around and look who brought in donuts! In case no one has ever told you, Tiffany from Marketing, bringing in donuts and then only taking half of one (and thereby leaving the other half for someone else to not enjoy) is STILL eating donuts.
so that’s not boba fett? poppy cock!
Ok it has been a while since I have gotten angry about something. Maybe the last time was when I sued Popeyes for not having the sandwich I wanted. Shaved chicken role, cucumber and mustard. How hard is that??? Any ways I come to you today with a beef of immense importance and dignity. Sorry […]
Fun & Games: The HCK Matching Game
There’s a crazy game we’re playin’
And, of course, it features Satch
It’s got characters you love so much
And you got to find a match