Here is your 2020 Knocktober prompt list. Stop bugging us for it.
Now with audio!
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
If you think you can handle it, guest poster Jonny Assdirt presents, “XXX Scenes Featuring Beloved Spokes-Characters”. I hope you are not on your work computer.
As you know the purple blue character from the new Avengers movie – Thanos – first started as a cereal character in the 1950s. Kelloggs just wanted someone strong and mean to endorse the sweet goodness that is cereal. It was the 50’s and no one knew better. He was then adapted into an off broadway […]
Feb 5, 2015 – Aug 29, 2017 Coordinates: 42.0339397, -87.9831147
We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s). Holy craps what a ride. Well, we are on day zero and probably have seen or are seeing The Last Jedi as we speak. So for now here is some bonus […]
One of the great mysteries of The Force Awakens is how exactly Rey knows how to do the spectacular feats she can perform?
How is she such a great pilot? Wield a lightsaber? What? Where did her telekinetic powers suddenly come from? Perfectly manicured underarms? On a remote desert outpost? UNFATHOMABLE!
Wow its great to see Walrus Man get through that unfortunate arm incident injury. Kudos to him! As our 50 day countdown winds down, don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown contest. We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want […]