NSFW: XXX Scenes Featuring Beloved Commercial Mascots
If you think you can handle it, guest poster Jonny Assdirt presents, “XXX Scenes Featuring Beloved Spokes-Characters”. I hope you are not on your work computer.
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Infinity Gauntlet alternatives
As you know the purple blue character from the new Avengers movie – Thanos – first started as a cereal character in the 1950s. Kelloggs just wanted someone strong and mean to endorse the sweet goodness that is cereal. It was the 50’s and no one knew better. He was then adapted into an off broadway […]
0 Days to The Last Jedi!
We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s). Holy craps what a ride. Well, we are on day zero and probably have seen or are seeing The Last Jedi as we speak. So for now here is some bonus […]
2 Days to SW EP8 – Paid Advertisement from Walrus Man
Wow its great to see Walrus Man get through that unfortunate arm incident injury. Kudos to him! As our 50 day countdown winds down, don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown contest. We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want […]
3 Days to SW EP8 – Creatures of A New Hope – Chewbacca
When it comes to the best creature of A New Hope, who tops the list? Chewbacca! But Chewie is more than just a token space alien from some schlocky, sci-fi, b-movie. Chewie is a full-on supporting character. The coolest thing about Chewie is that we meet him in the Cantina as a fully realized character […]
7 Days to SW EP8 – Creatures of A New Hope – Dianoga
The Death Star trash compactor monster is one of those rare creatures of A New Hope that just makes you go “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?” But not in a bad way. Don’t get me wrong, I love it. And it’s such a cool spin to the “monster lurking in the shadows” sci-fi trope. But really, the Death Star […]
10 Days to SW EP8 – Creatures of A New Hope – Greedo
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I don’t care who shot first. In fact, I have no problem at all with Greedo shooting first. The notion that Greedo shooting first alters Han’s morally ambiguous character and ruins his hero transition story arc is just plain silly. Han is still a cocky jerk throughout the film, but he still ends […]
11 Days to SW EP8 – Chatty Vader
Now do not forget to enter the Last Jedi Second Viewing giveaway below! Take a chance or chances to win a $100 Fandango gift card. If you don’t then all hope is lost. And the Emperor has already won.
14 Days to SW EP8 – Creatures of A New Hope – Ponda Baba
Let me just say that I was not an immediate fan of Walrus Man when A New Hope was initially released. I’ll be honest and just say that I’m pretty sure I was put off by his “butt” mouth. That being said, I have grown to really like the ole butthead, or Ponda Baba, as […]
19 Days to SW EP8 – Creatures of A New Hope – Momaw Nadon
Hammerhead has got to be my favorite of the original four vintage Kenner Cantina Aliens. Probably because he was the most alien looking of them all, with his weirdo-shaped head and long neck and no visible mouth. And while the other three Kenner Cantina Alien figures (Greedo, Walrus Man and Snaggletooth) were all somewhat, loosely […]
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