Dribble Cock
I finish and I don’t JUST tap…. I have to SHAKE that motherf***ing thing like a mad stew bum scolding the world.
PSA
Halloween PSA: Novelty Animal Skeletons
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
The HCK Players in “Poop Justice for Double Parking”
If you did say something, and his response was, “What’s the matter, am I blocking your bicycle?”, would that seem more than a bit insulting?
Best Vintage Star Wars Figure Butts for now
Let me ‘splain the vague title of this post. It wasn’t till the tender age of 47 that I could come out and say how fascinated I was by the butts sculpted on the original Kenner Star Wars figure line. Yes I’m talking about the ones from 1977-1985. Some were amazing, some you had to […]
13 Days to SW EP8 – PSA: Don’t take it out on your droid
Droids believe what their counterparts tell them. Stop and listen to what you’re saying. You might not believe your ears.
Take time out. Don’t take it out on your droid.
Public Service Announcement – Save an AT-AT
Every hour an AT-AT is overplayed with or left outside their home. And for no good reason. Hello. I’m David Gahan of the musical sensation Depeche Mold. The video below does contains some disturbing images. But it’s the only way for everyone to see the dire times of AT-ATs. What is this 1981? Won’t you please help?
Public Service Announcement – Butt Punching
Did you know 1 out of 87 people has been punched in the butt? And a staggering 3,500 a year report witnessing a butt punch sometime in their life before the age of 43. It’s scary and frightening at the same time. We do not need to live in a world where punching a butt […]
Public Service Announcement – Toilet Nesting
We know how it is. You spent the first 5 minutes of your time “in the loo” crafting the perfect toilet seat nest. You gently folded and positioned each layer of paper so that no surface of the seat went uncovered. Inspired like no “mule burning” that came before this, you found that perfect balance […]