Sooo… Say you saw a guy parking in your neighborhood, on your block, and he takes up two spots with his car. Like right while you’re waking by. Do you say something?
Naw. If I was driving and looking I might say can you squeeze in.
I did that once. The guy was reluctant. I tried to squeeze in and I could. Thanked him for trying.
I just mean he’s taking up too much space. I’m just waking by.
I should mention, we have a ton of construction going on an parking has been really tough lately.
Believe me I hate that so much.
If you did say something, and his response was, “What’s the matter, am I blocking your bicycle?”, would that seem more than a bit insulting?
I hope you are texting this right now in front of him.
Yes that would be.
Insulting enough that you’d go back, encourage your dog to poop nearby, and then throw your dog’s feces at his car?
Asking for a friend
He wouldn’t even know why. Unless you smeared the reason on his windshield
Did he say the bike thing?
Oh. I thought you were joking
Guess that’s my friend’s look now?
It’s hard to come across positive when asking him to park better.
How did you tell him?
Did you have attitude?
My friend said, “Really? You’re going to take up two spots?!?”
What did he look like?
Him? He was going to the corner bar and was wearing his finest softball jersey, says my friend.
Oh finest you say? Then this guy is ok in my book.
He’d def know it was you if you did it.
Right, so he’d know why.
Not worth it for your friend.
Believe I want people to know when they are idiots.
Well, maybe my friend’s dog shouldn’t have welcomed him to the neighborhood.
How bout a nice note. But there is feces inside.
I’ll suggest it.
Like at least he doesn’t have to clean up his car but he knows he is an idiot.
I mean, there’s a lot of things I won’t say to someone if I’m pretty sure they will fuck with my car!
That’s why this city has the “dibs” system.
Which is crap
It is, but the fear of retaliation is real.
My friend says it’s definitely not worth being afraid of walking out of his home now. He hadn’t thought of that.
Poo Justice is a double edged sword.
But what sucks is someone moves someone’s dibs crap and then leaves. Someone then sees open space and then gets retaliation because they didn’t know it was dibs.
That happened to me. Air was let out of tires.
Mmm good point. He may very well get into an argument with someone at the bar, because he’s that kind of jerk, and then assume that THAT person put feces on his car instead of my friend.
Wait, who is the “air in the tires” in your analogy?
Or his dog?
Or the poop?
The air represents the poo.
It want to see a video of this conversation.