Bernard Carson
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America, Thanks for Making Kool Klench™ the Number One Anti-Fungal Cream Spread in America!
(Advertisement) America, guess what? You love to vote. With your dollars of course! [put in red and blue dollar signs that come on screen and flash on and off] And in so doing, you have voted Kool Klench™ as the 45th president of Anti-fungal pastes, spreads, compounds, and balms. Can I get an amen? (now you say: […]
Guys This All Black Animated GIF is the Most Goth AF Thing You’ll See ALL DAY !!
Holy S my fellow teenagers! Next time you turn on the internet check out this GIF! That is if you don’t want to leave the house all day? Ha ha ! I mean you can come over to my house though if you want that’s cool! I’m 18 but I like to wear this old […]
4 Days to SW EP 8 – ANH Fan theory…
As our 50 day countdown winds down, don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown contest. We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want to buy your second, third or fourth viewings! So it’s quite easy to play. You can […]
8 Days To SW EP 8 – I Decided Long Ago Never To Walk in Anyone’s Shadow
Click this link! It is your father!
12 Days to SW EP 8 – Brian Blessed is the BEST ed
If you’re like “oh, the Raiders On the Lost Ark guy who played Gimli in Lords of the Ring is my MAN!” I’m like, in response to you, “Uh, well maybe he toilet paper shops for Brian ‘Boss Nass’ Blessed, then yeah, sure, go for it. ” And we become life long enemies. So be […]
16 Days to SW EP 8 – Exclusive! The True Face of General Grievous! And You Won’t Believe Your Eyes!
Dear Readers, here it is, finally, once and for all, unmistakably, undeniably, the true, real face behind the schlocky hockey mask of that foul dastardly General Grievous, Supreme Commander of the Droid Army who fought along side that despicable, detestable, unforgivable Count Dooku against the Republic and all the stoic, heroic good Jedis in the […]
20 Days to SW EP8 – Sebulba Actor Lewis Macleod Calls Out Andy Serkis for Ignoring His Contributions to Motion Capture FX
Recently, Wired released a video of Andy Serkis explaining the history of motion capture effects in movies. Serkis is currently the most eminent figure in this field, which combines real acting with digital animation to bring previously impossible creatures to life on film. Serkis has portrayed Gollum in the Lord of the Rings series, King […]