I finish and I don’t JUST tap…. I have to SHAKE that motherf***ing thing like a mad stew bum scolding the world.
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
With a heavy heart we announce the passing of TV’s sassy housekeeper and more Charlotte Rae. We cobbled this memoriam together to share her exuberant personality. RIP Mrs G. Thank you for sharing the facts of life. They really are all about us.
If you did say something, and his response was, “What’s the matter, am I blocking your bicycle?”, would that seem more than a bit insulting?
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Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me Jessie if there is another Jessie around. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my sixth Neal’s Corner. They say Wednesdays are hump days but you should see my velvet couch on a Thursday. Anyway enough chiiiiit chaaaat. So NEal McDoogin has been tricked […]
Let me ‘splain the vague title of this post. It wasn’t till the tender age of 47 that I could come out and say how fascinated I was by the butts sculpted on the original Kenner Star Wars figure line. Yes I’m talking about the ones from 1977-1985. Some were amazing, some you had to […]
Just one more thing that you’re able to do while you’re being driven in a car you don’t own and can’t steer. You might not even need to clean up after yourself.
Gundy is here to inform you of several mind-blowing facts: Juliana Hatfield recently recorded an album of Olivia Newton-John covers Your boy Gundy is a huge fan of both JH and ON-J You’re about to get schooled on the sheer awesomeness of both of these talented ladies, song by freaking song, in no particular order, […]
As you know the purple blue character from the new Avengers movie – Thanos – first started as a cereal character in the 1950s. Kelloggs just wanted someone strong and mean to endorse the sweet goodness that is cereal. It was the 50’s and no one knew better. He was then adapted into an off broadway […]