1. Matthew Langland
    June 20, 2016 @ 12:43 pm

    Thank you Mr. Carson and all your colleagues for this witty publication and for the use we’ve all been able to put it to. Do you know my brother Dunkin I think he lives in your building he owes me 15 dollar


    • Bernard Carson
      June 27, 2016 @ 9:12 am

      Dear Mr. Langland, thank you very much for your insightful comment. Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Let me tell you a story of my situation, I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation. The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt. I just got offstage dripping, pouring with sweat. I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met? I whispered in her ear, “Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof.” I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra. I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused. I said, “How do you like the show?” She said, “I was very amused.” I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range, but when I sprung the question she acted kind of strange. Then when I asked, “Do you have a man?” she tried to pretend. She said, “No I don’t, I only have a friend.”
      Come on, I’m not even goin’ for it.


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