I would have thought it complete balderdash but when my grown nephew brought over two DVD Players and two television sets, I admit I was curious. In one machine he cued up Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) and in the other, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). He pressed play simultaneously […]
We have five (5) Savory Snack Squad magnets to give away! What’s the tie-in to Star Wars? There may be a passing similarity to a vehicle from ROTJ if you look real hard and squint. Who’s to say? That’s right. Some jerkwad (me) decided it would be hilarious to make a flying vehicle out of […]
Speaking of Star Wars creatures, the Bantha was my all time favorite one from A New Hope. Maybe because I had (and still have) an affinity to prehistoric animals and that the Bantha reminded me of mammoths, I was drawn to it. Nevermind that it made no sense that an animal from a planet with […]
HCK Guest Op-Ed: “I Hate Kit Fisto More Than Any of You Tiny Hand Earth Pieces of Shit.” By Fisto. YES THAT FISTO Oooh come on in a little closer so ya can hear me people! Do I got yer attenshin? I HOPE SO CUZ IM GONNA LAY SOME HEAVY STEAMING SHIT ON YA AN […]
OK. What the hell is wrong is with everybody? The latest Last Jedi trailer has been out for about 24 days now and still no one wants to admit to what they saw. For reals? Fine. I’ll hold your hand and tell you then. About 1:15 minutes into the trailer, they pan to Leia on […]
REPOST FROM: October 29, 2016 H A R D C H E A P K N O C K – E X C L U S I V E Before the infamous 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special graced our eyeballs there was an earlier special that many never heard about. To aggressively swell the amazing success of the 1977 Star Wars: […]
Insert Coin As a Star Wars Kid in the 80s, I got the idea in my head that the ESB Snowtrooper figure resembled a “human soda machine”. It had all the elements – a coin slot, buttons to make your selection, a coin return, and the vending slot where the can would be dispensed. Unfortunately, this dispensing […]
The original 1977 Star Wars created a world that we were just thrown into. The details added to this world made it come to life with mind-blowing settings and environments. It was a lived-in world fully populated by differing civilizations and cultures. Being a sci-fi film, of course, there would be alien creatures involved. There […]
More sequels, more problems. This past May’s Vanity Fair cover story on Star Wars: The Last Jedi stirred immense anticipation in the hearts of Star Wars fandom worldwide. But not everyone involved in this iconic film franchise is quite so pleased. Esteemed English actor and writer Oliver Ford Davies, who portrayed the tough-as-nails, incorruptible Sio Bibble in […]
If there’s a new movie on the horizon, you can’t walk into an adult bookstore without being beat over the head with Star Wars products. Marketing excess didn’t just start with Disney buying the property either. Star Wars has always been a marketing whore. Just look at this: What’s that? You didn’t know that Pizza […]
