Manhattan Business Stories No.4
A hearty “Yo!” to all you faithful, youthful Hardgonauts out there! Males ages 13-35 and Females age 18!
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Matthew Langland
August 12, 2016 @ 9:51 pm
Thank you Mr. Carson for another internet posting but if you put out comics can you do like Little Annie Fannie but make her the daughter from arrested developement? sincerely
Bernard Carson
August 12, 2016 @ 9:54 pm
Dear Mr. Langland, thank you very much for your insightful comment. Man, it’s a hot one, like seven inches from the midday sun. Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone. But you stay so cool. My muñequita, My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason. The step in my groove, yeah.
And if you said, “This life ain’t good enough.” I would give my world to lift you up. I could change my life to better suit your mood. Because you’re so smooth. And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. Gimme your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.
Well, I’ll tell you one thing. If you would leave it’d be a crying shame. In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out. Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio. You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow. Turning you ’round and ’round. And if you said, “This life ain’t good enough.” I would give my world to lift you up. I could change my life to better suit your mood.
Because you’re so smooth
And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. Gimme your heart, make it real.
Or else forget about it
And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah.Gimme your heart, make it real or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Oh, let’s don’t forget about it
(Gimme your heart, make it real)
Let’s don’t forget about it (hey)
Let’s don’t forget about it (no oh no oh)
Let’s don’t forget about it (no no no oh)
Let’s don’t forget about it (hey no no oh)
Let’s don’t forget about it (hey hey hey)
Matthew Langland
August 12, 2016 @ 9:54 pm
Oh sorry wrong number