A hearty “Yo!” to all you faithful, youthful Hardgonauts out there! Males ages 13-35 and Females age 18!
We here at the celebrated Knockquarters have heard your clarion calls and hereby respond in the mightiest, brightiest, but in no way contritiest way imaginable, and we can imagine ALOT!
Straight “outta” the Compton of iconoclast artist Dunkin Weltfellow’s frozen margarita-soaked brain, we give you: Manhattan Business Stories™ Graphic Tees! What’s that your bank account is saying? “Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Good Bye?” Oh no you di-int need your (somewhat) hard-earned money, did you? Eff no! Manhattan Business Stories™ Graphic Tees are here! Isn’t this youth oriented or what?! Collect them all please! And wear them to your schools, especially on the playground if possible! Also when you have street knife fights were both guys hold opposite ends of a chicken – What the -You gotta be fucking kidding me I’m not reading any more of this horseshit. Use whatever you want – I’m out of here I got a lunch at 2 at Gattopardo -what? just edit it! – what the fuck you mean this isn’t a radio commercial? Christ OK then HEY KIDS BUY THIS CHEAP GARBAGE WITH YOUR TRAILER TRASH PARENTS’ MONEY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS Hey get your hands off