Manhattan Business Stories No.9
Previously in Manhattan Business Stories: Manhattan Business Stories No. 9:
Bernard Carson
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![My marriage has 99 problems but foot fungus ain’t [sic] one – Kool Klench™ Country Style™ Fungicide](https://hardcheapknock.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Couple.gif "My marriage has 99 problems but foot fungus ain’t [sic] one – Kool Klench™ Country Style™ Fungicide")
My marriage has 99 problems but foot fungus ain’t [sic] one – Kool Klench™ Country Style™ Fungicide
But seriously you wanna know what my wife gets so bent outta shape about? That I left a pair of binoculars out on the back porch. I mean come on here!! Well that and the notebook with hourly entries detailing the comings and goings of my back neighbor’s teenage daughter, with complete wardrobe inventory and […]
Tractors
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Old Comics / Lost (and Found) Hard Knock
I do hope you all realize that I am not only an exceedingly busy man but also an extraordinarily fastidious one as well. If it takes me six hours to properly tie a Half Windsor knot then I will most certainly damn well take the time, your second daughter’s second wedding be damned. As I […]
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