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  1. Matthew Langland
    September 14, 2016 @ 1:58 pm

    Thank you Mr. Carson for another internet posting but if you put out comics I mean come on can you do something like when Eric Larsen did Doom Patrol before they made it arty and weird? Talk about when girls were girls and men were men. Sincerely


    • Bernard Carson
      September 14, 2016 @ 1:59 pm

      Dear Mr. Langland, thank you very much for your insightful comment. I don’t drink or smoke, ain’t into dope. Won’t try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope. My only addiction has to do with the female species. I eat ’em raw like sushi!

      Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object, alive. Awaiting reprisal, death will be their acquittance.

      Well, it’s ten o’clock and I’m two hours late. I never said I was a prompt date. But you kept persisting that I meet your parents. Huh, they’re going to love my appearance.

      The sky is turning red. Return to power draws near. Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears. Abolish the rules made of stone.

      Ding dong el timbre suena. Tu madre abre, que vieja mas Buena. Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no parabola. Que se ha creido vieja chola.

      Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past. Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above.

      Rico Suave, Rico Suave.

      Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.

      So again don’t let my lyrics mislead you. I don’t love you but I need you. Would you rather have me lie? Take a piece of your pie and say bye, or be honest and rub your thighs?

      Raining blood from a lacerated sky.

      Rico Suave, Rico Suave.

      Bleeding its horror, creating my structure.

      Rico Suave, Rico Suave.

      Now I shall reign in blood!


  2. Matthew Langland
    September 14, 2016 @ 1:59 pm

    Ok then tell Dunkin he’s a stinker with a capital s


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    September 16, 2016 @ 10:03 pm



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