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  1. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:31 pm

    Yeah Hi, Bernard, it’s Dunkin. Listen, some comments for your new cartoonist “Rackstraw Slacktrap” (really?): While I can tolerate the somewhat unoriginal use of the comic book font, and the obvious fact that he’s drawn these blokes just once and probably not even on the same page and then used some photo manipulation software to copy and paste them from panel to panel (I get it, we all do it on occasion. Who has time?), but really I must voice my disdain that this “Real Story” is clearly little more than an inside joke among you and your Hard Cheap Knock cronies. It’s a shame really, because you ought to be concentrating on creating content for wider audiences, don’t you think? What? did you say something? My god that high-pitched ringing. It’s quite bad today.

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:33 pm

      Thanks Dunkin, You know we talked about this a few hours ago, have you forgotten? I want your silent parts. The parts the birds love. I know there’s such a place. I had my back turned. You didn’t realize I’m lonely. You lack the things to which I relate but I see no harm. Come wait, come wait, come wait. It’s over.

      When I’m feeling lazy, it’s probably because I’m saving all my energy to pick up when you move into my airspace. You move into my airspace. And something’s coming over me, I see you in the doorway, I can’t control the part of me that swells
      up when you move into my airspace. You move into my airspace.

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  2. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:34 pm

    But each night, I bury my love around you… Oh each night, I bury my love around you You’re linked to my innocence

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:35 pm

      This is a concept. This is a braay salet. This isn’t no intervention.

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  3. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:35 pm

    This is a concept. This is a braay solet. This isn’t no intervention.

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  4. Matthew Langland
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:37 pm

    This isn’t you yet. What you thought was such a conquest. You’re hair is so pretty and red. Baby, baby you’re really the best.

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:38 pm

      Can I get there this way?

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  5. Matthew Langland
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:38 pm

    I think so.

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:39 pm

      Can I get there this way?

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  6. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:40 pm

    I think so.

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:41 pm

      Can I get there this way? Can I get there this way? Can I get there this way? Can I get there this way?

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  7. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:42 pm

    We should take a trip now to see new places. I’m sick of this town. I see my face has changed.

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  8. Matthew Langland
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:43 pm

    We should take a trip now to see new places. I’m sick of this town. I see my face has changed.

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:43 pm

      Each night I’ll bury my love around you
      Oh Each night I’ll bury my love around you

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  9. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:44 pm

    Say Hello

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    • Bernard Carson
      October 7, 2016 @ 12:45 pm

      Say Hello

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  10. Matthew Langland
    October 7, 2016 @ 12:45 pm

    to the angels

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  11. Dunkin Weltfellow
    October 7, 2016 @ 2:05 pm

    If you don’t have laundry or leaf raking to do today, then I suppose go ahead and read this comic.

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