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Valentine’s Day Was Always Great, But That Won’t Stop Us From Making It Great Again

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Valentine’s Day Was Always Great, But That Won’t Stop Us From Making It Great Again

We know how it is: you want to express your feelings to that special someone in your life, but also your undying patriotism in the new America which will also be great again. Hard Cheap Knock has you covered this V-Day with our new line of administration-friendly greeting cards.

Those of you using your HCK Goggles are the only ones who can read this: I was chatting with Tonz the other day on our secure Signal app and he’s gotten really paranoid with this new administration in place. Like, even more so than usual. “We need to appear as if we are in lockstep with the enemy. You need to do more to appease these bastards so they look the other way.” He’s not wrong. As the saying goes, “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.”

You built a wall around my heart…

If your back is against the wall, don't bother covering your teeth and your junk - it won't help

Say the love of your life has strong opinions about immigration, but he or she just also happens to be Hispanic. Good luck in the card aisle of your local grocery store! But don’t worry, HCK has your back…

Tonz: Even if it’s YOUR BACK against that wall. 

Best. Period.

Having trouble getting a clear message out about your feelings? Not one to mince words? Eager to put the definitive, FINAL WORD out as to who your Valentine is this year? Forget everything you’ve heard – we have just the man for the job.

Rhythmic gum chewing has been shown to be an effective deterrent against lip reading. Use their own tools against them.

No Alternative

Let him or her know that no one can say anything about your love that can’t be correct by other kinds of, um, things. They have their facts and you have yours. Only you two can decide which are the facts about your love that really matter. Right?

Tonz: The only facts that matter are the truth. Be strong, friends. Fight the good fight.

Kellyanne Conway CC Image courtesy of Librarian by Day on Flickr
Sean Spicer Image By VOA – http://www.voanews.com/a/factcheck-size-of-trump-inaugural-crowd/3686759.html, Public Domain, Link

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