WARNING: Contains anatomically beautiful & censored visuals of a protocol droid. OK I don’t know where to begin with this one. You recall that internet scare a couple years ago that C-3PO just didn’t speak Bocce but also had a big ole gold weiner? Anyways…the lovable protocol droid was rumored to be packing a gigantic golden […]
Mos Eisley Cantina would not be the same without the Cantina Band. I’m not talking about some crappy house band. I’m talking about Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes! I was into them when they first started out 40 years ago before they made it big. They were just an indie band looking for any […]
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Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]
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For any monster or creature fan, the greatest joy of A New Hope was the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. It was an entire room filled with strange aliens, monsters, creatures and scoundrels. It was visually rich with layer upon layer of weird characters that would strain your eyes just to catch a glimpse of each […]
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Tusken Raiders, the scourge of moisture farmers throughout Tatooine. In A New Hope, they are simply referred to as Sand People. No none in the original film calls them Tusken Raiders. Both Luke and Ben just call them Sand People. It wasn’t until The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones that they are actually […]
When Uncle George Lucas decided to create the prequels he threw a bone to Frank Oz to play Yoda again. But for some reason they made this “younger” version creepers as hell! Like he made Yoda look older. Older with a side of homeless and a splash of scabies. So as if dealing with Jar […]
Here is an alternate scene from the independent hit movie of 2016 – Rogue One. It is from the tense rebel meeting on Yavin 4. As you can see General Raddus’s focus is elsewhere. And do not forget to enter the Last Jedi Second Viewing giveaway below! Just 36 more days left for a chance to […]