November 15, 2017 30 Days to SW EP8 – Poll Question Flippycrap™® Art, Fun 50 Days of Star Wars, darth vader, Star Wars, The Last Jedi 2 Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWHAT WOULD DARTH VADERS HELMET SMELL LIKE INSIDE? The answers may surprise you.That smell that is under your Swatch watch after you take it off.Like a good friend and a cunning warrior and poo.Force bad breath.Fritos and Funyuns and Bacta juice.What wouldn't it smell like? My Gawd.The stale tears wept for his lost love Padme. And Muenster cheese.The haunting spirits of all those he killed and a whiff of hot coleslaw.Not as bad as Tarkins famous stench.Bacon. Cause you know he all burnt.The complete opposite of anything remotely resembling a mint.Drakkar Noir and death.Crispy farts. (That suit had no "exhaust port" if you catch my drift)You know that crayon smell? but if it were wrapped in onion & tuna sandwich.That great smell a puppy has but with a lot more sauerkraut than you are used too.vote Hey everybody! Don’t forget to enter our Last Jedi Countdown for a chance to win a $100 Fandango Gift card. So you can watch The Last Jedi over and over and over again! Enter below!!!