11 Days to SW EP8 – Chatty Vader
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21 Days to SW EP8 – At The First Order Rally…
And NOW you know what those valves in the First Order Stormtrooper helmets are for! The only regime I’m interested in ending is the “only see The Last Jedi ONCE” regime. That’s why you should enter the… The majority of the art for this post was created while drinking at The Duke of Perth.
24 Days to SW EP8 – VADER Rhymes With “Love Her.” Comics
Listen blokes, whether you are a kid who builds protocol droids and carves Japoor snippets, or you’re a grown man Rob Lowe on tv, you can NOT tell me that if you met Padme (“you had me at Padme”) Amidala that you wouldn’t be like “Hooo shit. Drop everything. What is this, Power Love? OK. […]
25 Days To SW EP8 – New Comics “Coruscant Business Stories”
Gungans Razors Euphemism Amendments Tings Amputation Radical Transparisteel In Homage to Dunkin Weltfellow Summers Typho Sleazebaggano Senators Tacos Ecumenopolis Admit the situation is dangerous Love to roll up sleeves 25 days left?!? What the heck have you been doing with your time? I mean, I’d understand if you were reading the latest antics of Rusty and […]
28 Days to SW EP8 – Obi What? Comics
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32 Days to SW EP8 – The Red Arm Diaries, “Reunite Us, Interruptus”
We take you now to the planet Takodana, where an outrageous discovery is about to interrupt a warm reunion… or vice versa. I don’t know if Threepio will have a red arm in The Last Jedi, but I may be too excited to even notice. That’s why I’ll be seeing it at least three times. […]
33 Days to SW EP8 – Sheev So Bad Comics
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NIU Janitor Reference Chart
Back in the sweet early 90’s, as they call them, Northern Illinois University was the home to 3 unique janitors or for PC folks – custodians of filthy deeds. The threesome existed over a 4 year span at the Art Building where the HardCheapKnock gang developed and grew testes. They never overlapped shifts nor been […]
Lost Hard Cheap Knock – Savory Spokes-characters
As I’ve documented in my autobiography, From Wah-Peesh to “Wha Happen?”, I certainly did plenty to bring on the early demise of Hard Cheap Knock back in the 90s. That book does a stellar job of detailing the misfortune that I brought on myself. To a lesser extent, or perhaps as a consequence, plenty of […]
Dumpster Madness, Episode 1, A Hard Cheap Knock Fumetti
“The terminology used to describe photo comics is somewhat inconsistent and idiosyncratic. Fumetti is an Italian word (literally “little puffs of smoke”, in reference to speech balloons), which refers in that language to any kind of comics. Because of the popularity of photo comics in Italy, fumetti became a loanword in English referring specifically to […]