When you want to remember the Woman in your life


This is only somewhat related, but the best advice a fellow could ever get regarding the pursuit of romance and women’s affections, is to take a look at that Michael Jackson video where he hollers: you knock me off my feet now baby, and then bellows with unrestrained lust. Listen, just try it and you’ll see. And women, of course the opposite rings true for you. If a man accosts you in this manner, do like that damn fine, and strong – very strong, woman in the video and just walk away. Ideally through a neighborhood suffering from theatrical urban blight. It’s been many years since the author has seen this video so whether or not it was a “dangerous” neighborhood may be a matter of opinion or maybe I am remembering the other one, where Mr. Jackson walks the girl home after a movie and they are beset by ghouls.

Bernard Carson

(Former) Chief Tech, Business and Spirituality Editor for Blood Lust Digest. (Former) Head of the Sandwhich Station at the Black Dung Township Angelo's Italian Restaurant. Answerer of the 5th Unknown Question. Founder and 13th Level Grand Maxiform Valuator of Omnichon Superionics, which is not a cult. IT'S NOT A CULT

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