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  1. Matthew Langland
    November 6, 2016 @ 8:44 pm

    Thank you Mr. Carson and all your colleagues for this witty publication and for the use we’ve all been able to put it to. Do you know my brother Dunkin I think he lives in your building he owes me 20 dollar

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    • Bernard Carson
      November 6, 2016 @ 8:44 pm

      Dear Mr. Langland, thank you very much for your insightful comment. Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares. When you dropped kicked your jacket As you came through the door, No one glared.

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  2. Matthew Langland
    November 6, 2016 @ 8:45 pm

    Load up on guns
    Bring your friends
    It’s fun to lose and to pretend
    She’s overboard, self assured
    Oh no I know, a dirty word
    Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
    Hello, hello, hello
    With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us

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    • Bernard Carson
      November 6, 2016 @ 8:46 pm

      But sometimes things get turned around
      And no one’s spared.

      All hands look out below
      There’s a change in the status quo.
      Gonna need all the help that we can get.

      According to our new arrival
      Life is more than mere survival
      We just might live the good life yet.

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  3. Matthew Langland
    November 6, 2016 @ 8:47 pm

    Those who came before me lived through their vocations
    From the past until completion, they’ll turn away no more
    And still I find it so hard to say what I need to say
    But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me just how I should feel today
    I see a ship in the harbor
    I can and shall obey

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    • Bernard Carson
      November 6, 2016 @ 8:49 pm

      Hold it here
      See I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in
      But that’s when she started talking about true love,
      Started talking about sin
      And I said, honey I’ll live with you for the rest of my life,
      She said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until you make me your wife-a
      My honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelf
      She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

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  4. Matthew Langland
    November 6, 2016 @ 9:06 pm

    wo, ok no thanks I’ll have a 7-Up

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