Recently, Wired released a video of Andy Serkis explaining the history of motion capture effects in movies. Serkis is currently the most eminent figure in this field, which combines real acting with digital animation to bring previously impossible creatures to life on film. Serkis has portrayed Gollum in the Lord of the Rings series, King […]
The Last Jedi
And NOW you know what those valves in the First Order Stormtrooper helmets are for! The only regime I’m interested in ending is the “only see The Last Jedi ONCE” regime. That’s why you should enter the… The majority of the art for this post was created while drinking at The Duke of Perth.
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Who knew that trying to find out who the actual “Snaggletooth” alien was in the cantina would be so much trouble! Apparently there were two Snaggletooth aliens in the cantina when Luke and Ben arrived. But there is also the one from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Apparently the two from the film were brothers […]
Listen blokes, whether you are a kid who builds protocol droids and carves Japoor snippets, or you’re a grown man Rob Lowe on tv, you can NOT tell me that if you met Padme (“you had me at Padme”) Amidala that you wouldn’t be like “Hooo shit. Drop everything. What is this, Power Love? OK. […]
Gungans Razors Euphemism Amendments Tings Amputation Radical Transparisteel In Homage to Dunkin Weltfellow Summers Typho Sleazebaggano Senators Tacos Ecumenopolis Admit the situation is dangerous Love to roll up sleeves 25 days left?!? What the heck have you been doing with your time? I mean, I’d understand if you were reading the latest antics of Rusty and […]
WARNING: Contains anatomically beautiful & censored visuals of a protocol droid. OK I don’t know where to begin with this one. You recall that internet scare a couple years ago that C-3PO just didn’t speak Bocce but also had a big ole gold weiner? Anyways…the lovable protocol droid was rumored to be packing a gigantic golden […]
Mos Eisley Cantina would not be the same without the Cantina Band. I’m not talking about some crappy house band. I’m talking about Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes! I was into them when they first started out 40 years ago before they made it big. They were just an indie band looking for any […]
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Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]