UNPOPULAR OPINION: I don’t care who shot first. In fact, I have no problem at all with Greedo shooting first. The notion that Greedo shooting first alters Han’s morally ambiguous character and ruins his hero transition story arc is just plain silly. Han is still a cocky jerk throughout the film, but he still ends […]
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If you’re like “oh, the Raiders On the Lost Ark guy who played Gimli in Lords of the Ring is my MAN!” I’m like, in response to you, “Uh, well maybe he toilet paper shops for Brian ‘Boss Nass’ Blessed, then yeah, sure, go for it. ” And we become life long enemies. So be […]
Droids believe what their counterparts tell them. Stop and listen to what you’re saying. You might not believe your ears.
Take time out. Don’t take it out on your droid.
Let me just say that I was not an immediate fan of Walrus Man when A New Hope was initially released. I’ll be honest and just say that I’m pretty sure I was put off by his “butt” mouth. That being said, I have grown to really like the ole butthead, or Ponda Baba, as […]
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Dear Readers, here it is, finally, once and for all, unmistakably, undeniably, the true, real face behind the schlocky hockey mask of that foul dastardly General Grievous, Supreme Commander of the Droid Army who fought along side that despicable, detestable, unforgivable Count Dooku against the Republic and all the stoic, heroic good Jedis in the […]
If Womp Rats can’t feed, Womp Rats can’t breed.
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Hammerhead has got to be my favorite of the original four vintage Kenner Cantina Aliens. Probably because he was the most alien looking of them all, with his weirdo-shaped head and long neck and no visible mouth. And while the other three Kenner Cantina Alien figures (Greedo, Walrus Man and Snaggletooth) were all somewhat, loosely […]