Listen blokes, whether you are a kid who builds protocol droids and carves Japoor snippets, or you’re a grown man Rob Lowe on tv, you can NOT tell me that if you met Padme (“you had me at Padme”) Amidala that you wouldn’t be like “Hooo shit. Drop everything. What is this, Power Love? OK. […]
50 Days of Star Wars
Gungans Razors Euphemism Amendments Tings Amputation Radical Transparisteel In Homage to Dunkin Weltfellow Summers Typho Sleazebaggano Senators Tacos Ecumenopolis Admit the situation is dangerous Love to roll up sleeves 25 days left?!? What the heck have you been doing with your time? I mean, I’d understand if you were reading the latest antics of Rusty and […]
WARNING: Contains anatomically beautiful & censored visuals of a protocol droid. OK I don’t know where to begin with this one. You recall that internet scare a couple years ago that C-3PO just didn’t speak Bocce but also had a big ole gold weiner? Anyways…the lovable protocol droid was rumored to be packing a gigantic golden […]
Mos Eisley Cantina would not be the same without the Cantina Band. I’m not talking about some crappy house band. I’m talking about Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes! I was into them when they first started out 40 years ago before they made it big. They were just an indie band looking for any […]
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Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]
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For any monster or creature fan, the greatest joy of A New Hope was the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. It was an entire room filled with strange aliens, monsters, creatures and scoundrels. It was visually rich with layer upon layer of weird characters that would strain your eyes just to catch a glimpse of each […]
We take you now to the planet Takodana, where an outrageous discovery is about to interrupt a warm reunion… or vice versa. I don’t know if Threepio will have a red arm in The Last Jedi, but I may be too excited to even notice. That’s why I’ll be seeing it at least three times. […]
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