Possible 2016 Olympic Recap With Satch™

Well it has been about 4 weeks (since August 21st) and Satch is finally back from the 2016 olympics. Shit. Really 4 weeks? But to be honest in Satch™ time that is only like 13 hours. But that is neither here nor there as I don’t want to get into Satch’s time x speed = Satch business. Click here to see how it all started.
So below is a video that Satch™ put together of “his” olympic highlights. Well at least that is what he said to me this morning at our HCK jet ski warehouse in Toledo, Ohio. Discretion may or may not be advised knowing Satch™.


“Last night i felt whale arms around me.” – The Smiths


  1. Dave Janicek
    September 16, 2016 @ 6:40 pm

    Wow. NBC really does edit what they want you to see. We love you SATCH!


  2. Matthew Langland
    September 16, 2016 @ 8:10 pm

    Wow I never watched the olympics because I just thought there was an easy way out. Thanks Satch for teaching me something new. I’ll maybe tune in to the winter ones. If they have the thing where they use a broom to swish a casserole on the ice, that reminds me of my grammie


  3. Craig Gunderson
    September 16, 2016 @ 9:19 pm

    Why are all of the jet skis taking so long?


    • Flippycrap
      September 16, 2016 @ 9:48 pm

      Like Satch™ says, if one jetski breaks we all lose. if all they work then fine let’s go jetski.


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