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A hearty “Yo!” to all you  faithful, youthful Hardgonauts out there! Males ages 13-35 and Females age 18!

We here at the celebrated Knockquarters have heard your clarion calls and hereby respond in the mightiest, brightiest, but in no way contritiest way imaginable, and we can imagine ALOT!

“Check” it:
Straight “outta” the Compton of iconoclast artist Dunkin Weltfellow’s frozen margarita-soaked brain, we give you: Manhattan Business Stories™ Graphic Tees!  What’s that your bank account is saying? “Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Good Bye?” Oh no you di-int need your (somewhat) hard-earned money, did you? Eff no! Manhattan Business Stories™ Graphic Tees are here! Isn’t this youth oriented or what?! Collect them all please! And wear them to your schools, especially on the playground if possible! Also when you have street knife fights were both guys hold opposite ends of a chicken – What the -You gotta be fucking kidding me I’m not reading any more of this horseshit. Use whatever you want – I’m out of here I got a lunch at 2 at Gattopardo -what? just edit it! – what the fuck you mean this isn’t a radio commercial? Christ OK then HEY KIDS BUY THIS CHEAP GARBAGE WITH YOUR TRAILER TRASH PARENTS’ MONEY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS Hey get your hands off
Order Today Millennials !
$4.99 each.
Send cash to:
HC Knock and Sons Entertaintment Entertaintprises
Dept 6-SN
Charred Black Landscape Road
Springfield, Massachusetts 01101

Bernard Carson

(Former) Chief Tech, Business and Spirituality Editor for Blood Lust Digest. (Former) Head of the Sandwhich Station at the Black Dung Township Angelo's Italian Restaurant. Answerer of the 5th Unknown Question. Founder and 13th Level Grand Maxiform Valuator of Omnichon Superionics, which is not a cult. IT'S NOT A CULT

3 Comments

  1. Matthew Langland
    August 12, 2016 @ 9:51 pm

    Thank you Mr. Carson for another internet posting but if you put out comics can you do like Little Annie Fannie but make her the daughter from arrested developement? sincerely

    Reply

    • Bernard Carson
      August 12, 2016 @ 9:54 pm

      Dear Mr. Langland, thank you very much for your insightful comment. Man, it’s a hot one, like seven inches from the midday sun. Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone. But you stay so cool. My muñequita, My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason. The step in my groove, yeah.
      And if you said, “This life ain’t good enough.” I would give my world to lift you up. I could change my life to better suit your mood. Because you’re so smooth. And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. Gimme your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.

      Well, I’ll tell you one thing. If you would leave it’d be a crying shame. In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out. Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio. You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow. Turning you ’round and ’round. And if you said, “This life ain’t good enough.” I would give my world to lift you up. I could change my life to better suit your mood.

      Because you’re so smooth

      And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. Gimme your heart, make it real.

      Or else forget about it

      And it’s just like the ocean under the moon. Well, that’s the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah.Gimme your heart, make it real or else forget about it

      Or else forget about it
      Or else forget about it
      Oh, let’s don’t forget about it
      (Gimme your heart, make it real)
      Let’s don’t forget about it (hey)
      Let’s don’t forget about it (no oh no oh)
      Let’s don’t forget about it (no no no oh)
      Let’s don’t forget about it (hey no no oh)
      Let’s don’t forget about it (hey hey hey)

      Reply

  2. Matthew Langland
    August 12, 2016 @ 9:54 pm

    Oh sorry wrong number

    Reply

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