Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for dog church. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my third Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat.
So I haaaaaave special thing to saaaaay. Many notice that iiiiiiii have been looking bumpy lately. A little large in the baaaarge as maaaamma say. I admit i have been eating delicious meat sticks for baaaaaby momma toooo much. Plus i lean around all day being quiet playing puzzles and woodcrafting. And my friend and enemy Saaaaatch gave me some lice.
I just could no longer caaaaatch and
eat play with squirrels i trap. So I decide to get it together and lose some meeeeeeat. As you can seeee i lost 55 lbs in meat. The secret is Elegant “Meat” Placebos. I now look amazing in my conductor fatigues. So lookout squirrels, i coming back for you. esmowa.
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