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Neal’s Corner #1 – Bucket List Game!

Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for diiiinner. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my first Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat. I now plaaaay fun game that you play can too. It is called Bucket Liiiiist – please play at home for you are safety. But please no write directly on the screeeeen. Esmowa. Yes you can I fooling agaaaaaiiiiin. You be surprised at responses! Put an ???? if you have done it in your life or your next. Esmowa again. If not go awaaaaay. This was fun. I enjoy seeing my friends respond too. I had better get started!


Fired a Gun
Hired a Nun
Sired a Bun
Been Married
Fell in love
Fell on love
Tripped over love
Swam in an ocean
Listened to Billy Ocean
Watched someone give birth
Saw a movie about birth
Said a word that rhymes with birth?
Been to Canada ????
Left Canada ????
Drank Canada Dry Ginger Ale
Been to Europe
Licked Florida
Visited Mexico
Murdered in Mexico
Seen the Grand Canyon in person
Found out the Grand Canyon is not a person
Have real hands
Flown in a helicopter
Hit by a helicopter
Been on a cruise
Like Tom Cruise
You are Tom Cruise
Walked like a human
Served on a jury
Served food to a jury
Jury found you guilty of serving food without a license to a jury
Been in a movie
Played in a band
Played in a band with your hand
Played in a band with your hand on top of sand
Sang karaoke
Made prank phone calls
Made serious phone calls
Laughed so much you cried
Laughed so much you vomited
Laughed your liver fell out
Caught a snowflake on your tongue
Raised the caught snowflake like it was your own
Placed your tongue on a fishing hook
Had children
Can’t find your children
Had a pet
Been petted
Given someone a wet willy
Given someone a dry willy
Been sledding on big hill
Been downhill skiing
Been water skiing
Rode on a motorcycle
Rode on a whale
Kissed a whale
Jumped into a plane
Been to a drive-in movie
Rode an elephant
Married an elephant
Detusked an elephant
Reattached tusks to an elephant
Hear those sugar bells ring
Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears
Been on TV
Have watched TV
Can build a TV from scratch
Been in newspaper
Been hit by a newspaper
Watched master while sleeping  ????
Lived in a Hospital
Donated blood
Took some blood that didn’t belong to you
Took said blood and sold on eBay for fun and profit
Gotten a piercing
Gotten a tattoo
Gotten a tattoo as a gift
Returned the tattoo you received as a gift
Invented the dutch oven
Ate Cheerios
Driven a bus
Walked outside
Been in a suitcase ????
Sat in gum
Really sat in gum – not just pull testicles through hole in pants
Lived on your own
Lived with a Goody comb
Rode in the back of police car
Rode on top of a police car
Sex with a hen

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One Comment

  1. Matthew Langland
    May 22, 2016 @ 11:20 pm

    Dear Neal I think you are very brave to share these so openly. I hope you get to jump into a plane someday. Or watch TV.

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