Flippycrap™® what’s what.

BolognaCottageCheeseComfortable in brown jeans as well as blue, Flippycrap™® is a simple man with specific tastes. Prefers his bologna fried with a side of cottage cheese versus the decadent liverwurst and wet herring of the French. Prefers not to eat cake donuts but would under duress. Enjoys street badminton (no rules + slapping) and battling IBS with more dairy and garlic. Also wishes to high five Guy Fieri one day.