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D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L November Update! Prizes Announced!

Oh boy time is a wasting folks! Only about 8 and a half more months left for the Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like contest. If you are just joining us we do an annual D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L contest come heaven or high water. It’s just how it sounds. See link above for the gorgeous details.


SO check out this very sweet submission from Ben PonYang from Indiana, USA. It is entitled “face of faces”. Which is awfully clever because one of Dirks best roles was of Templeton “Face” Peck on the A-TEAM. A character that was in effect a master of personalities who could become anyone who he needed to be to help get his ATEAM job done. So what Ben has done is comprise a multitude of Dirk photos in a mosaic, if you will, to create one solid Face photo. Outstanding and clever!

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2016 D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L Entry: Ben PonYang, Noblesville, Indiana, USA


Also more exciting news is that we have our D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L prizes finalized now!

First Prize: You did it! Out of thousands and or 20 so entries you nailed it kid! You will receive a T-shirt + Mug + Puzzle of your favorite HardCheapKnock character or bit. That’s right! If you love Satch™ then you can get a Satch™ t-shirt. Enjoy the office politics in Manhattan Business Stories? How about a Rusty from Manhattan Business Stories’ mug with one of his patented zingers on it? Feeling hungry yet want a challenge? Maybe an Empanada The Necromancer Puzzle will do! It’s all for you you wonderful first place winner! Just tell us who you want on what!


prize_acesSecond Prize: So what you didn’t win. You are still aces in our book.
So much so that for second place you get a VHS copy of the movie
Underground Aces! Starring none other than Dirk Benedict himself.
As well as Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter and featuring music
from the Commodores. A prize currently worth 50 cents or more
at a thrift store near you. Makes you kinda hope you get second
place and have a working VCR right?

Third Prize: Well nice try doobie. We appreciate your effort.
And for that we will give you a can of Meatstick™ for Baby.
We know you might not have a kid now but this gives you
a head start when the time comes for you to feed any
angry, hungry baby you may come across.

 


So there you go folks! Keep them submissions coming in!

As always you can send to submissions@hardcheapknock.com
or post to our Facebook page: facebook.com/hardcheapknock
We’re still talking to you 48 contiguous states, Europe and elsewhere not mentioned!


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