Holy catbutt people. It’s the new year! And now it is April. It’s an exciting time we are living in no? And of course we’re talking about the Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like contest. Or D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L for idiots! As of today you only have 88 days left to enter. So hurry up dirkheads™! See link above for the gorgeous details.
So at last update we reported we had been getting amazing entries almost daily. But we just found out that was fake news. Even HardCheapKnock is not spared from this insidious trend. Sadly as of today we have had only 6 entries. And one was wet pasta – what did we say??? Disqualified is Yan Liveinston from France City, China. But we do get what he was going for. The wet pasta was a nod to the snake character from the terrific 1973 movie “Sssssss” starring the one and only Dirk Benedict. But we’re sorry Yan. Rules are rules. The pasta was cold too! You will get your rule breaking fine shortly. We accept PayPal.
But one fantastic new addition comes from Larry Squib from Daven, Iowa, USA. It is entitled “This is what I know about Dirk Benedict”. He made a word list of things that he knows about Dirk. Very moving Larry and spot on!
And to see what you are all going against, check out all the submissions thus far below or click here.
So there you go folks! Keep them entries coming in!
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