UNPOPULAR OPINION: I don’t care who shot first. In fact, I have no problem at all with Greedo shooting first. The notion that Greedo shooting first alters Han’s morally ambiguous character and ruins his hero transition story arc is just plain silly. Han is still a cocky jerk throughout the film, but he still ends […]
And NOW you know what those valves in the First Order Stormtrooper helmets are for! The only regime I’m interested in ending is the “only see The Last Jedi ONCE” regime. That’s why you should enter the… The majority of the art for this post was created while drinking at The Duke of Perth.
Listen blokes, whether you are a kid who builds protocol droids and carves Japoor snippets, or you’re a grown man Rob Lowe on tv, you can NOT tell me that if you met Padme (“you had me at Padme”) Amidala that you wouldn’t be like “Hooo shit. Drop everything. What is this, Power Love? OK. […]
Gungans Razors Euphemism Amendments Tings Amputation Radical Transparisteel In Homage to Dunkin Weltfellow Summers Typho Sleazebaggano Senators Tacos Ecumenopolis Admit the situation is dangerous Love to roll up sleeves 25 days left?!? What the heck have you been doing with your time? I mean, I’d understand if you were reading the latest antics of Rusty and […]
We take you now to the planet Takodana, where an outrageous discovery is about to interrupt a warm reunion… or vice versa. I don’t know if Threepio will have a red arm in The Last Jedi, but I may be too excited to even notice. That’s why I’ll be seeing it at least three times. […]
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Jawas… in the words of the great Goldenrod Himself, “I can’t abide these Jawas. Disgusting creatures.” Actually, my dislike for them is not that severe. Actually, it’s not even dislike. Really, it’s that Jawas have never really fascinated me. They are all well and good as part of the greater universe but really, if they […]
The original 1977 Star Wars created a world that we were just thrown into. The details added to this world made it come to life with mind-blowing settings and environments. It was a lived-in world fully populated by differing civilizations and cultures. Being a sci-fi film, of course, there would be alien creatures involved. There […]