Real leadership doesn’t come from a can, dipshit*. – Kool Klench™. *Ask your doctor if Kool Klench is right for you. Possible side effects include: dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, reduced visible spectrum, ankles instead of wrists, shirt tightness, hearing things backwards, fungal infections, bruises in the distinct shape of Kool Klench ™ business logo […]
Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for diiiinner. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my first Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat. I now plaaaay fun game that you play can too. It is called Bucket Liiiiist – please play at home for you are safety. But please no write directly […]
Like a million vanilla said girl you know, it’s true.* – Kool Klench™ *Ask your doctor if Kool Klench is right for you. Possible side-effects include: forgetfulness, dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, allergic reactions, heart problems, dependence, forgetfulness, restless leg syndrome, restless genital syndrome, forgetfulness, droopy eyelids, lazy eyes, lazy ears, tinnitus, colorful urine, forgetfulness, […]
Tell your top associates it’s Sales Before Salad Dressing. SBSD. Every time. Kool Klench.
Seems like lately scientists are discovering new planets left and right. Well what if they discovered a new world that consisted entirely of puppies? We’re talking the cutest fucking puppies you’ve ever seen. No adult dogs – just pure puppies. They had a society based on puppy needs and as far as you knew were content with life. And what […]
Part of our agreement with the law firm we keep on retainer, Hart, Chapman, & Knox, is that we are required to keep meticulous records. All Hard Knock intellectual property needs to be catalogued, scanned, backed up, backed up off-site, or destroyed (on the occasion we need to rewrite a bit of history). Recently I was […]
Your Spirit Animal is Yourself. – Kool Klench.
Classics live on in hearts.
Maximum S.F.W. – Kool Klench.