Hello moof milkers! It’s officially 50 days to Star Wars Episode 8 – the Last Jedi! We at Hardcheapknock are quite excited and we’ll help count it down everyday with some sort of Starwarsy post because we love it so much. And in addition we are having a contest! A contest you say. Why yes a […]
I just want to mention that the other day at Target I saw some mannequins bleeding. A lot of people pretended they didn’t see it. But I saw it. I don’t really want to jump to any conclusions but I know for sure they shouldn’t be bleeding. If anything their blood would be white right? […]
Oh My God! It is finally here! the first cast photo from the Han Solo Movie. I’ll be damned if I was not already excited. Wowee, wow wow. There are some days you don’t want to get out of bed in the morning. Like when you know you are to face a day of challenges and wet […]
Wow the wait is over and what a movie it twas! Full of surprises and action! Just want to digest and share some interesting tidbits about Rogue One or Pícaro Uno for our Spanish speaking viewers. If you have not seen it yet, old blue milk (leche azul) spoilers lie ahead. This is your last chance to visit […]
Every hour an AT-AT is overplayed with or left outside their home. And for no good reason. Hello. I’m David Gahan of the musical sensation Depeche Mold. The video below does contains some disturbing images. But it’s the only way for everyone to see the dire times of AT-ATs. What is this 1981? Won’t you please help?
Did you know 1 out of 87 people has been punched in the butt? And a staggering 3,500 a year report witnessing a butt punch sometime in their life before the age of 43. It’s scary and frightening at the same time. We do not need to live in a world where punching a butt […]
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Oh boy time is a wasting folks! Only about 8 and a half more months left for the Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like contest. If you are just joining us we do an annual D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L contest come heaven or high water. It’s just how it sounds. See link above for the gorgeous details. SO […]
H A R D C H E A P K N O C K – E X C L U S I V E Before the infamous 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special graced our eyeballs there was an earlier special that many never heard about. To aggressively swell the amazing success of the 1977 Star Wars: A New Hope […]
What has become a timeless tradition Blob, the Quadrennial independent candidate, was again ignored during the latest presidential debate this past Monday. When asked about about the continual snub, Blob remarked, “Aaahhh Yahh. Blaaa Bla Blaa. Ooooblaa Yaaa Blahh. Ro ha ha Haa blah.” Photo courtesy of OS images.