WHAT IF | One Poo is ironically sponsored by the good folks at Gnome Brands™ and their wonder product POO SPOON®. Sometimes you need a little help. And there’s no reason to be shy about it. This is the only legally certified spoon made to give your return gift to God’s™ green Earth the extra little push or slice it needs to be […]
Oh boy time is a wasting folks! Only about 8 and a half more months left for the Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like contest. If you are just joining us we do an annual D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L contest come heaven or high water. It’s just how it sounds. See link above for the gorgeous details. SO […]
H A R D C H E A P K N O C K – E X C L U S I V E Before the infamous 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special graced our eyeballs there was an earlier special that many never heard about. To aggressively swell the amazing success of the 1977 Star Wars: A New Hope […]
What has become a timeless tradition Blob, the Quadrennial independent candidate, was again ignored during the latest presidential debate this past Monday. When asked about about the continual snub, Blob remarked, “Aaahhh Yahh. Blaaa Bla Blaa. Ooooblaa Yaaa Blahh. Ro ha ha Haa blah.” Photo courtesy of OS images.
Well it has been about 4 weeks (since August 21st) and Satch is finally back from the 2016 olympics. Shit. Really 4 weeks? But to be honest in Satch™ time that is only like 13 hours. But that is neither here nor there as I don’t want to get into Satch’s time x speed = Satch business. […]
The astonishing story of how Hard Cheap Knock pioneered Inner Eyelid Printing™… For decades Hard Cheap Knock has been pushing boundaries and exploring vanguard ideas in art, humor, comics, fictional ads, funny looking characters, inside jokes, commerce, soft playpen netting, erotica, and literature. But what few readers not in the industry know is that before […]
Hard>Cheap<Knock would like to finally announce that its very own Satch™ has been selected as the mascot for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil. We are so proud of Satch™ and his nose. We had to withhold revealing any information as secrecy was of the upmost importance for not to spoil the excitement this will cause […]