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Possible 2016 Olympic Recap With Satch™

Well it has been about 4 weeks (since August 21st) and Satch is finally back from the 2016 olympics. Shit. Really 4 weeks? But to be honest in Satch™ time that is only like 13 hours. But that is neither here nor there as I don’t want to get into Satch’s time x speed = Satch business. […]

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Hard Cheap Knock Documentary Series: Innovations in Print Media

The astonishing story of how Hard Cheap Knock pioneered Inner Eyelid Printing™… For decades Hard Cheap Knock has been pushing boundaries and exploring vanguard ideas in art, humor, comics, fictional ads, funny looking characters, inside jokes, commerce, soft playpen netting, erotica, and literature. But what few readers not in the industry know is that before […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Satch™ IS THE 2016 Olympic Mascot!

    Hard>Cheap<Knock would like to finally announce that its very own Satch™ has been selected as the mascot for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil. We are so proud of Satch™ and his nose. We had to withhold revealing any information as secrecy was of the upmost importance for not to spoil the excitement this will cause […]

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