You can imagine my delight/disappointment when, while desperately tearing apart the attic in search of my September 1984 issue of Penthouse, the one with Traci Lords, I instead came across this little gem of pre-history. Since I mentioned in a recent post, in passing, that we used to be a print publication, many an astute […]
This is only somewhat related, but the best advice a fellow could ever get regarding the pursuit of romance and women’s affections, is to take a look at that Michael Jackson video where he hollers: you knock me off my feet now baby, and then bellows with unrestrained lust. Listen, just try it and you’ll see. […]
Like a million vanilla said girl you know, it’s true.* – Kool Klench™ *Ask your doctor if Kool Klench is right for you. Possible side-effects include: forgetfulness, dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, allergic reactions, heart problems, dependence, forgetfulness, restless leg syndrome, restless genital syndrome, forgetfulness, droopy eyelids, lazy eyes, lazy ears, tinnitus, colorful urine, forgetfulness, […]
1996 was a great year for lyrics.
Maximum S.F.W. – Kool Klench.