Guys, I don’t quite know what to make of this, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal and it needs to stop. I’m posting this in the hopes that our intrepid readers saw something and are willing to say something for the sake of their favorite Hard Cheap Knock hunks. I was walking my dog in […]
David Prowse IS Darth Vader! Emmanuel Lewis IS Webstor!
Here is your 2020 Knocktober prompt list. Stop bugging us for it.
Now with audio!
It’s been a while since Gundy held your hand and took you for a warm stroll down the annals of Hard Cheap Knock history. Allow me to take you on yet another joyride of multi-cultural faux pas, inhalant-inspired bad decisions, and ethnic appropriation.
Look closely and you’ll notice something VERY wrong with this “PVC Parade of Passing”… No, it’s not the overuse of fake purple and green spider webbing! It’s EARS!
If you think you can handle it, guest poster Jonny Assdirt presents, “XXX Scenes Featuring Beloved Spokes-Characters”. I hope you are not on your work computer.
As you know the purple blue character from the new Avengers movie – Thanos – first started as a cereal character in the 1950s. Kelloggs just wanted someone strong and mean to endorse the sweet goodness that is cereal. It was the 50’s and no one knew better. He was then adapted into an off broadway […]
Feb 5, 2015 – Aug 29, 2017 Coordinates: 42.0339397, -87.9831147
We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s). Holy craps what a ride. Well, we are on day zero and probably have seen or are seeing The Last Jedi as we speak. So for now here is some bonus […]