And NOW you know what those valves in the First Order Stormtrooper helmets are for! The only regime I’m interested in ending is the “only see The Last Jedi ONCE” regime. That’s why you should enter the… The majority of the art for this post was created while drinking at The Duke of Perth.
Gungans Razors Euphemism Amendments Tings Amputation Radical Transparisteel In Homage to Dunkin Weltfellow Summers Typho Sleazebaggano Senators Tacos Ecumenopolis Admit the situation is dangerous Love to roll up sleeves 25 days left?!? What the heck have you been doing with your time? I mean, I’d understand if you were reading the latest antics of Rusty and […]
Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage. But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands? The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” […]
We take you now to the planet Takodana, where an outrageous discovery is about to interrupt a warm reunion… or vice versa. I don’t know if Threepio will have a red arm in The Last Jedi, but I may be too excited to even notice. That’s why I’ll be seeing it at least three times. […]
We have five (5) Savory Snack Squad magnets to give away! What’s the tie-in to Star Wars? There may be a passing similarity to a vehicle from ROTJ if you look real hard and squint. Who’s to say? That’s right. Some jerkwad (me) decided it would be hilarious to make a flying vehicle out of […]
Insert Coin As a Star Wars Kid in the 80s, I got the idea in my head that the ESB Snowtrooper figure resembled a “human soda machine”. It had all the elements – a coin slot, buttons to make your selection, a coin return, and the vending slot where the can would be dispensed. Unfortunately, this dispensing […]
If there’s a new movie on the horizon, you can’t walk into an adult bookstore without being beat over the head with Star Wars products. Marketing excess didn’t just start with Disney buying the property either. Star Wars has always been a marketing whore. Just look at this: What’s that? You didn’t know that Pizza […]