Clarice-Spray – Because nothing ruins a meal like a runny nose. Use as directed for relief of nasal decongestion, sneezing, physical abductions, cannibal encounters, runny prolapsed anus, or mild acne. A Potency and Potential Product
In the war for a clean butt, there are as many weapons as stars in the sky. Maybe you’ve tried a few. Maybe you’ve suffered, as we all have, the dreaded “poke-through”, only to give up your search. Perhaps you’ve found that One Asswipe that you think works best. Judd Hirsch would have you believe […]
As I’ve documented in my autobiography, From Wah-Peesh to “Wha Happen?”, I certainly did plenty to bring on the early demise of Hard Cheap Knock back in the 90s. That book does a stellar job of detailing the misfortune that I brought on myself. To a lesser extent, or perhaps as a consequence, plenty of […]
“The terminology used to describe photo comics is somewhat inconsistent and idiosyncratic. Fumetti is an Italian word (literally “little puffs of smoke”, in reference to speech balloons), which refers in that language to any kind of comics. Because of the popularity of photo comics in Italy, fumetti became a loanword in English referring specifically to […]
I present the newly colorized (and slightly rewritten) version of this 1999 classic.
We know how it is: you want to express your feelings to that special someone in your life, but also your undying patriotism in the new America which will also be great again. Hard Cheap Knock has you covered this V-Day with our new line of administration-friendly greeting cards. You built a wall around my […]
Intended for Hard Knock #7 (and very obviously referenced via a 12″ G.I. Joe figure), I present to you, Nothing.