Author: Flippycrap™®


Possible 2016 Olympic Recap With Satch™

Well it has been about 4 weeks (since August 21st) and Satch is finally back from the 2016 olympics. Shit. Really 4 weeks? But to be honest in Satch™ time that is only like 13 hours. But that is neither here nor there as I don’t want to get into Satch’s time x speed = Satch business. […]


D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L September Update!

Hello all artists who are participating in our annual D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L contest. (Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like if you are ignorant). And to those who don’t care. You know who you are Dudley! To update you there is only just a little over 10 months left to submit your creations as July […]


BREAKING NEWS: Satch™ IS THE 2016 Olympic Mascot!

    Hard>Cheap<Knock would like to finally announce that its very own Satch™ has been selected as the mascot for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil. We are so proud of Satch™ and his nose. We had to withhold revealing any information as secrecy was of the upmost importance for not to spoil the excitement this will cause […]


Neal’s Corner #1 – Bucket List Game!

Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for diiiinner. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my first Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat. I now plaaaay fun game that you play can too. It is called Bucket Liiiiist – please play at home for you are safety. But please no write directly […]


Super Dick Move™ Puppies – A What if Commentary

Seems like lately scientists are discovering new planets left and right. Well what if they discovered a new world that consisted entirely of puppies? We’re talking the cutest fucking puppies you’ve ever seen. No adult dogs – just pure puppies. They had a society based on puppy needs and as far as you knew were content with life. And what […]

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