Author: Flippycrap™®


D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L September Update!

Hello all artists who are participating in our annual D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L contest. (Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like if you are ignorant). And to those who don’t care. You know who you are Dudley! To update you there is only just a little over 10 months left to submit your creations as July […]


BREAKING NEWS: Satch™ IS THE 2016 Olympic Mascot!

    Hard>Cheap<Knock would like to finally announce that its very own Satch™ has been selected as the mascot for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil. We are so proud of Satch™ and his nose. We had to withhold revealing any information as secrecy was of the upmost importance for not to spoil the excitement this will cause […]


Neal’s Corner #1 – Bucket List Game!

Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for diiiinner. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my first Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat. I now plaaaay fun game that you play can too. It is called Bucket Liiiiist – please play at home for you are safety. But please no write directly […]


Super Dick Move™ Puppies – A What if Commentary

Seems like lately scientists are discovering new planets left and right. Well what if they discovered a new world that consisted entirely of puppies? We’re talking the cutest fucking puppies you’ve ever seen. No adult dogs – just pure puppies. They had a society based on puppy needs and as far as you knew were content with life. And what […]


Unfortunate Atari® games

The success of Atari games ranged from the delightful PAC-MAN to the insufferable ET – The Extraterrestrial. Towards the end of their reign as a lead video game manufacturer, Atari released some questionable titles. The best of Frasier – which the hot tv show was later based on, featured a shirtless psychiatrist trying to clean egg […]

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