Author: Flippycrap

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BREAKING NEWS: Satch™ IS THE 2016 Olympic Mascot!

    Hard>Cheap<Knock would like to finally announce that its very own Satch™ has been selected as the mascot for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil. We are so proud of Satch™ and his nose. We had to withhold revealing any information as secrecy was of the upmost importance for not to spoil the excitement this will cause […]

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Neal’s Corner #1 – Bucket List Game!

Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for diiiinner. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my first Neal’s Corner. Enough chiiiiit chaaaat. I now plaaaay fun game that you play can too. It is called Bucket Liiiiist – please play at home for you are safety. But please no write directly […]

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Super Dick Move™ Puppies – A What if Commentary

Seems like lately scientists are discovering new planets left and right. Well what if they discovered a new world that consisted entirely of puppies? We’re talking the cutest fucking puppies you’ve ever seen. No adult dogs – just pure puppies. They had a society based on puppy needs and as far as you knew were content with life. And what […]

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Unfortunate Atari® games

The success of Atari games ranged from the delightful PAC-MAN to the insufferable ET – The Extraterrestrial. Towards the end of their reign as a lead video game manufacturer, Atari released some questionable titles. The best of Frasier – which the hot tv show was later based on, featured a shirtless psychiatrist trying to clean egg […]

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