Author: Flippycrap™®


NIU Janitor Reference Chart

Back in the sweet early 90’s, as they call them, Northern Illinois University was the home to 3 unique janitors or for PC folks – custodians of filthy deeds. The threesome existed over a 4 year span at the Art Building where the HardCheapKnock gang developed and grew testes. They never overlapped shifts nor been […]


Neal’s Corner #5 – Safe Eclipse Viewing Tips

Hiiiiiiii. I’m Neal McDoogin. Spell it anyway you waaant just don’t call me laaate for wet willie wednesdays. Esmowa. That was a joke. Welcome to my fifth Neal’s Corner. They said I wouldn’t live long enough to see #5 let alone the birth of my beautiful wife Mary. Anyway enough chiiiiit chaaaat. So NEal McDoogin want to […]


D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L Winners!

We just announced live on Facebook the winners for D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L! Watch exciting video below! Neals’s Corner’s very own Neal McDoogin presided over the election process and it was “tough as toenails” to decide as Neal eloquently put it. See the winners below. We will notify the winners with 48hrs so they can collect their prizes.   […]


D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L 2 days left!

Hey Battle Starians and A-Team enthusiasts and artists of every level! Draw or Make Something of What You Think Dirk Benedict Looks Like or contest D-O-M-S-O-W-Y-T-D-B-L-L is officially over in 2 days!!! Can you believe its already been 11 months since the contest began? We don’t. Hell we haven’t believed anything since Gene Siskel killed Roger Ebert. […]


Them there mannequins were bleeding.

I just want to mention that the other day at Target I saw some mannequins bleeding. A lot of people pretended they didn’t see it. But I saw it. I don’t really want to jump to any conclusions but I know for sure they shouldn’t be bleeding. If anything their blood would be white right? […]

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