This is only somewhat related, but the best advice a fellow could ever get regarding the pursuit of romance and women’s affections, is to take a look at that Michael Jackson video where he hollers: you knock me off my feet now baby, and then bellows with unrestrained lust. Listen, just try it and you’ll see. […]
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