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I would have thought it complete balderdash but when my grown nephew brought over two DVD Players and two television sets, I admit I was curious. In one machine he cued up Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) and in the other, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). He pressed play simultaneously […]
HCK Guest Op-Ed: “I Hate Kit Fisto More Than Any of You Tiny Hand Earth Pieces of Shit.” By Fisto. YES THAT FISTO Oooh come on in a little closer so ya can hear me people! Do I got yer attenshin? I HOPE SO CUZ IM GONNA LAY SOME HEAVY STEAMING SHIT ON YA AN […]
48 DAYS to SW EP8 – Oliver Ford Davies “Fundamentally disagrees with every choice” for Sio Bibble in The Last Jedi.
More sequels, more problems. This past May’s Vanity Fair cover story on Star Wars: The Last Jedi stirred immense anticipation in the hearts of Star Wars fandom worldwide. But not everyone involved in this iconic film franchise is quite so pleased. Esteemed English actor and writer Oliver Ford Davies, who portrayed the tough-as-nails, incorruptible Sio Bibble in […]
Guest Post: HCK’s Eastern European Correspondent Grunting Stipple Peacheitzen has shared a video with you! Yes and thank you to you! We in Bulgrugia are to have fun but intrigue episodes! With handle and explain for excitement. Did you hear me? Cultural leaders say to me to say to you BIG FUCKUN EXCITEMENT and then you Amercia United […]
This guy he put cheese on his face.