The dog says, “I don’t remember you smelling like this. I detect strong hints of a Class D Fungal Infection. Here, try this: Kool Klench ™ Fungicide.”
Ask your doctor if Kool Klench™ is right for you. Possible side effects include: dizziness, drowsiness, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, redness or rash that is not fungal in nature, more like poison oak really, peanut awareness, under arms, sweatiness, my god the sweatiness, extreme pain like dear lord satan make it stop, klondike bar, bent ear, dennis, head on the door, tick tock and you do stop, can I get a witness, degflinction, sttax gibly, sshhh tk, sshhh tk, do you want to ride in my merecedes boy, wow you just enhanced my banking experience, I fought the law and I got hung, or I guess it’s more correct to say hanged, here just use a sock to wipe that up, is that freedom rock, well turn it up dude, no my brother you’ll have to buy your own, coughing at work.