Introducing new Midichlorox!
We all know that droids are the same where ever you go
There is good and bad. It’s how they’re programm’d.
We learn to live, when we learn to give
Them orders, so they’ll do what they’re told.
Black droids and white droids work together in bleak servility
Side by side in my Kessel spice mine, Maker, why don’t we?
Black droids, white droids, working in perfect harmony
Black droids, white droids, ooh
Midichlorox has heard your prayers!
We know the galaxy is a filthy place. Black droids have it easy! No one sees all that grime and carbon scoring on their dark-colored chassis. Owners of white droids, we hear your cries and we have the answers to your prayers.
Thanks to Midichlorox, you can keep your white droids even whiter. Midichlorox uses our patented Droid Whitening Technology (DWT) to erase the buildup of filth faster than a hot oil bath. Your droid will be so white, it will be singing in a barbershop quartet and playing goalie on a Water Hockey team by the end of the week.
The next time your nerfdwang uncle tells you he wants those droids cleaned up before dinner, rest assured you’ll have all the time in the world to go to Toshi Station and still waste time with your friends.
Just remember, Midichlorox can make your droids whiter, but we can’t make them lighter!
Midichlorox. Keeps Droids Whiter.
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