29 Days To SW EP8 – Chalmun’s Cantina Sippy Cups

Hey there little gal, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We hear you down there, Kabe, just below the edge of the bar, squeaking for a nice refreshing beverage.

But what happened once that giant drink was in your tiny Chadra-Fan hands?

The staff at Chalmun’s Mos Eisley Cantina has heard your “SKWEEEEE!” of disappointment. That’s why we’re the only spaceport cantina that offers…

Oh, Wuher, you one-trick pony!

That’s right, you won’t be missing your drink hole with Chalmun’s Cantina Sippy Cups! It doesn’t matter what system you’re from, we have a cup that fits your drink hole!

NOTE: Adding a “drink hole” to your droid will not exempt it from our strict “No DROIDS!” policy. Don’t even try it!

You’ll be buying yourself extra drinks when you go see The Last Jedi ON US! Enter to win a $100 Fandango gift card and when you go the the theater, you won’t mind shelling out $18 for a Coke the size of your head!

The majority of the art for this post was created while drinking at Local Option and Beermiscuous.

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  1. 0 Days to The Last Jedi! | Hard Cheap Knock
    December 18, 2017 @ 1:10 pm

    […] it turned around in 24 hours: “Rey Mind Trick“, “Midichlorox“, and “Chalmun’s Cantina Sippy Cups” are good examples of this. One post, “‘Made To Suffer’ by Guest Artist […]


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