Listen blokes, whether you are a kid who builds protocol droids and carves Japoor snippets, or you’re a grown man Rob Lowe on tv, you can NOT tell me that if you met Padme (“you had me at Padme”) Amidala that you wouldn’t be like “Hooo shit. Drop everything. What is this, Power Love? OK. Impregnate. Slay dozens of Jedi Children. Get James Earl Jones to do my voice. LIFE: DONE.” Men! Stop hating on Annie and check yourself. WE ARE ALL DARTH VADER. Hoo. Hurr. Hoo. Hurr.
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